It's winter in Ontario
And the gentle breezes blow
70 miles per hour at 52: below!
Oh, how I love Ontario
When the snow's
up to your butt.
You take a breath of winter air
Your nose just freezes shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Ontario,
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground.
- Author Unknown