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It's winter in Ontario

And the gentle breezes blow

70 miles per hour at 52: below!

Oh, how I love Ontario

When the snow's

up to your butt.

You take a breath of winter air

Your nose just freezes shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful,

I guess I'll hang around.

I could never leave Ontario,

'Cause I'm frozen to the ground.

 - Author Unknown